the woman who shuns technology

my mum is nutty nutz. she's like kookoo or somethingg.
u guys know she does not own a handphone and she refuses to learn how to use one. she doesnt know how to answer a call or hang up on a person on a hp (wow!unbelievable huh)
she hate hps to the extent that when the house phone rings, she'll actually run to the cord phone to answer it. oh she hate the cordless phone too. she refuses to use it or learn how to use it. so whenever the phone rings, she'll run all the way to her bedroom to answer when the cordless phone is right next to her.

she hates to use calculator too. she driving me nuts. she would rather do the long division/multiplication.subtraction/addition method taught in primay sch than use a bloody calculator.the thing is she KNOWS HOW TO USE A CALCULATOR EVEN THE SCIENTIFIC ONES I USE FOR O LEVELS.it's extremely infuriating! cos she often makes a mistake cos her maths is like damn terrible.PLUS her mental sums skills is way, way below the normal average. so it takes a very looooongggggggg time for her to get her maths thingy on the paper right. AND when i tell her she that she has made a mistake and to use a calculator, she refuses! she insist on working the whole maths thing out she takes 38482384 light years.

i dont know whether to laugh or cry or kick her sometimes.