sg fertility rate has till an all-time of 1.23 child per woman

my solution to that problem:

take my uterus to make your babies keep it for 10 years OR more.
u get ba by !
i have no period for 10 years. A-W-E-S-O-M-E!

my uterus is for rent!

length of lease: 10 years or maybe more. till the day i decide to have babies when i suddenly realise my biological clock is ticking fast and i start to age rapidly

PRICE: FREE FREE FREE ( what a fantastic deal!? HELLO, take it aldy)

DESCRIPTION OF PRODUCT: ummm let's see.. it's annoying it releases an egg every mth. but it goes to waste everytime because i hav no intention to have a baby. because i do not like babies reason being that they generally scream and cry whenever and wherever they want and they cant clean up after themselves and most of they really annoy me unless they happen to be super cute, super obedient, change their own nappy , get their own food and bathe themselves, dont try to put everything they see into their mouths, do my homework and make me money. then i guess i could like babies, a rare chance ha. right now i have no use for my very efficient uterus. help boost sg fertility rate by renting my uterus.
it has many many eggs can make many many babies. GD VALUE FOR NO MONEY :)))))))))))


so,why would i want to rent out my uterus?

I HATE PERIOD I HATE IT. I REALLY HATE IT.
I REALLLLY HATE ABHOR DETEST LOATHE IT. SOMETIMES I WISH I WASNT A WOMAN.
I HAVE CRAMPS EVERY MTHS. I CANT EAT COLD THINGS. I FEEL FAINTY.
I CANT WEAR WHITE. I FEEL VERY BLOATED. MY LOWER BACK ACHES. I FEEL TIRED. MY CRAMPS HURT LIKE HELL. IT MAKES ME EAT LIKE A P-I-G.
IT MAKES ME FEEL FAT.I FEEL MOODY ALL THE TIME. I GET ANNOYED EASILY.I GET ANGRY VERRRY EASILY. I SCREAM AT PPLE VERY EASILY WHEN IT HAPPENS. IT MAKES ME WANT TO KILL PPLE WHO ANNOY ME. I CANT SWIM. I DONT FEEL LIKE JUMPING OR RUNNING AROUND.IM NOT A NICE PERSON WHEN IT HAPPENS.I GENERALLY DO NOT FEEL VERY GD/HAPPY WHEN PERIOD HAPPENS.


JUST RENT IT ALDY. PLZ

im have been getting really weird dreams lately.

there was this one dream, i was engaged. i didnt wanna marry the guy cos i didnt like him at all but i some how had to,like i was somehow forced? was like a semi nightmare.

i think maybe im not taking enough vitamins , my brain gives me creepy dreams all the time.

HOLLLAAA!




i bought dunbbells! 4 pounds each. im gonna build some ladylike muscles hawhaw!
im gonna lift someweights and burn some some fats on my fatty areas. i did 100 arm wraparounds and 100 triceps lifts (should have done biceps lift too!)yesterday so my muscles in my upper body ache like fishballs. im hope im burning the fats and toning my arms. though my arms are thin they are like not toned, no muscular definition? so GOODBYE flabby untoned arms
maybe i have arms as sexy as michelle obama's haha. sexy toned arms here i come :))

her skinny and toned arms are a wow




















i have also signed up for belly dancing courses WHOO! FINALLY=)))))
a fun and enjoyable way to burn belly fats and tone my stomach! :)))
lesson starts every friday. from now to the end of april. just before poly starts!! perfectoooo :D
maybe if i really enjoy the class and if the people are nice there maybe i'll continue taking
up bellydancing there :D

i want this colour of orange in my room

i wna to do in my rm wall

where did all the cute guys in sg go. did they die somewhere?

i miss mel
candies
brenda
aby
min
mandy
and all my other friends
i kinda miss beatty i miss running down the stair w mel during recess just so that we dont have to queue so long. i miss doing the most retarded stuff w my frens and laugh till my stomach detach itself, till my tears come out

i miss those days. i really miss my youth. i really feel that time is slipping past my fingers so quickly that i cant even grasp it so i can just sink into that perfect moment for just a little while for it to be etch in my memory then let it go. it's all happening so fast.

life is like a bicycle. you have to keep moving to keep balanced.. how true it that

i miss you candies wherever u are